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You know generally most cops are fucked up power trippers with their heads so far up their own asses that there is next to no point in having them on the street.

Not Officer Clancy here…he knows how things should be, and in a moment he will set things straight and those hookers will be on their knees giving the pleasure that they should be giving instead of getting pleasure themselves for free.

Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…

American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent’…after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.

Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional’ with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…

Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for some, many young couples would rather be ‘walking the dog’ than using their legs…but they still prefer going outside to do it.

Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.

Irony of course being; if this guy did own a mirror he would see that he has some pretty fine tits of his own.

Some people just dont know how to make the best out of a bad situation….

Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo…sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she’s a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.